Zoo Strife

Dylan continued to run down the street, her face red as she covered her breasts with one arm and used her hand to cover her womanhood. She nervously looked for something more practical to cover herself as she simultaneously kept an eye out for…

That was when the siren caught her attention once more. The naked agent let out a whine as she quickened her pace. She had to hide quickly. That was when she noticed a large, stone wall ahead of her. She wasn’t sure where it lead to, but it had to be better than the situation she was about to be in now!

Removing her arms, Dylan charged towards the wall, her arms pumping as she calculated the trajectory in her head. When she was sure that she had the right calculations, Dylan leaped forwards and grabbed on to the wall, her feet placed firmly on the side before she pushed off and flipped over the wall. Once over, she landed on the ground in a crouching pose before looking up. Taking in her surroundings, Dylan could tell that she was apparently in the City Zoo by observing several key factors.

Firstly, there were many banners advertising the zoo in question at various points of the surrounding area.

Second, the area she was in was filled with lush vegetation and artificial rocks that was surrounded by a moat that separated the fence from the exhibit.

And finally, there was the animal that she had just woken up sitting just ten feet in front of her. An animal that made her blood run cold as she wished she was back with the pit bull and Rottweiler. Normally, running into a cat after meeting up with two large dogs would be a welcoming sight…

But when said cat was a full-grown, ten-foot long, six hundred pound, African lion?

The naked agent stood absolutely still as the majestic carnivore eyed her over, trying to place whether the woman in front of her was prey or not. Dylan silently cursed her bad luck and tried her best to remain calm as she tried to find a way out of this, slowly raising to her feet as she kept her eyes on the beast. She remembered that Alex once took up a solo mission in Africa and fell into this very situation, albeit fully clothed, and had brought it up to her and Natalie on how to survive an encounter with a lion.

And now she wished that she had actually paid attention to her friend’s lecture.

Dylan continued to keep her eyes on the big cat while simultaneously looking for a way out of the exhibit. That was when she saw a large rock underneath a sturdy tree branch that hung over the moat. She did the calculations in her head once more and…

Bingo!

All she needed to do was to distract the lion long enough to make it over there. Returning her gaze back to the cat, Dylan noticed a rock in the size of a baseball in front of her at her feet. She slowly bent down and picked it up, as well as a handful of dirt, while the lion let out a low growl as he watched her every move.

Suddenly, with a yell, Dylan threw the rock at the lion’s face, catching it square in between the eyes as the dirt entered the eyes. As the big cat roared in pain and irritation, Dylan took the chance to run as fast as she could towards the rock and jumping up on top of it. A roar made a chill run down her spine as she looked behind her to see the lion shaking its head and snarling at her, now looking more angry than hungry as it slowly began to charge forward.

“Yeah, not one of my better ideas!” the naked woman muttered to herself as she jumped up and grabbed the branch, climbing up as she walked across it like a tightrope walker as quickly as she could. Once she got closer to the edge, she sprinted forward and jumped off just as the lion made it to the large rock, flipping through the air as she prayed that she would make it over the moat.

Miraculously, the naked agent did manage to make it over said moat and fence as the lion roared in anger before walking away, causing Dylan to smile smugly. “Looks like evolution choose the right creature to be the dominant species!” she thought to herself…

Just as she landed butt-first into a nearby trash can, knocking it over as she let out a grunt from the impact. “Ow.” She stated flatly as stood back up and dusted the dirt and trash off her body, her heart racing while her adrenaline began to die down.

Once she managed to catch her second wind, Dylan plastered her arm over her breasts and wedged her hand between her legs yet again, contemplating her next move. She was naked in the zoo, so meant that her options of clothing were limited.

She could use some of the decorative plants to fashion a makeshift outfit, ala Tarzan. However, she shook her head at the absurdity of the idea. At best, that idea was a last resort.

She was at a zoo, so that meant that there were two remaining options for actual clothes: She could either break into one of the gift shops, or she could locate a member of night staff, knock them out, and steal their uniform. She didn’t like the second idea much, wanting to save that for people who actually deserved it, but she was also butt naked in a zoo.

“Let’s just see if any of the gift shops have anything.” Dylan muttered to herself as she walked forward, “And if push comes to shove…”

Dylan was caught of guard as she heard the sound of a motor speeding towards her direction. Looking over her shoulder as she saw a zoo vehicle driving down the wide sidewalk. Without thinking, the naked woman jumped into a nearby flower bed just as the cart came to a halt, forcing Dylan to lay flat on her stomach and nervously look up to see the security guard stepping out of the cart.

“Really, guys?” the guard groaned as he shook his head, eyeing the trash can that Dylan had knocked over. “I’m not getting paid enough for this.”

As the guard sat the trash can back up and began picking up the trash while angrily muttering under his breath, Dylan eyed him up. He looked to be about her size, if not a few sizes larger. She kept a mental note on that as she waited for the guard to leave. Suddenly, a ringing noise was heard as the guard reached into his back pocket and pulled out his phone.

“Hello?” he answered as he bent over to pick up the last piece of trash and tossing it into the can. “Yeah, it’s still me here. I was just about to head back to the front gates. The workers and technicians just left. I helped them install the bulletproof glass and silent alarms earlier, so we don’t have to worry about punk kids breaking in to steal from the registers again. But since I have you, I want to talk to you about the janitorial staff…”

Dylan had stopped listening to the one-sided phone call at this point, quietly slapping her forehead as she silently cursed her rotten luck. She wouldn’t be able to break the glass of the gift shop now, even if she was carrying a gun! Not that she had anywhere on her body to put a gun in the first place, but still. And while she would be able to normally deal with a silent alarm, without any sort of equipment (let alone her clothes) she might as well just ask the police to arrest her right now.

“Okay… Plan B.” Dylan muttered quietly to herself as she shook her head, her hand still over her face. “I’ll just wait for this guy to get too distracted, sneak up on him, knock him out and – “

The sound of an engine starting up jolted her out of her monologue, causing her to look up to see the cart driving off down the path. “Oh, just perfect!” Dylan snapped sarcastically as the cart drove from sight, mentally berating herself for taking too long to think about what she was going to do instead of just doing it.

Dylan sat up on her legs as she sat in the flower bed, her hands racing upwards to cover her breasts while her face grew hotter by the second. Letting out a small whine, the naked agent looked around at the flower bed she was sitting in before sighing in defeat.

Makeshift clothing it was.

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A few minutes later, Dylan found herself walking down the path in the direction that the security guard in the cart was going, dressed in only a makeshift flower bikini. Unfortunately, with the tight deadline she was on, it was pretty much hastily thrown together and flimsy, causing her to walk slowly and carefully towards the zoo’s entrance so it didn’t fall apart. Of course, weaving wasn’t exactly among her list of highly specialized skills anyway, so even if she had more than enough time…

Dylan was snapped out of her thoughts as she looked up and saw that she was finally close to the front gate. A smile came to her face as she realized that all she would have to do now was to cut right through the petting zoo, and she could finally look for some actual clothes rather than meeting up with Alex and Natalie cosplaying as Eve.

Dylan carefully climbed over the short fence of the petting zoo, readjusting her flower bikini afterwards, and began to march towards the other side of the yard. As she did so, however, she was unaware that a couple of goats had woken up when they heard the sound of bare feet crunching through the dirt and stopping just next to their resting pen. The goats left their barn in curiosity as they saw that, on the other side of the fence, was a naked woman wearing nothing but flowers.

Delicious looking flowers…

Dylan had stopped by the goat pen on the opposite side of the yard as she nervously looked around. The security guard said earlier that he was just about to leave for the night, but that didn’t mean that he was gone. She still needed to make sure the coast was clear. Suddenly, the naked agent began to feel a little colder than usual around her lower half, but she shrugged it off as she finally realized that she was in the clear. However, it wasn’t until she made an attempt to move forward again and feel a tug on her makeshift top that she realized that something was wrong.

Looking over her shoulder, Dylan saw one of the goats standing against the fence on it’s hind legs to nibble at the back of her makeshift bikini top. Meanwhile, the second goat was walking away from the fence with her makeshift bikini bottoms in it’s mouth, the woven together flowers half eaten. With an embarrassed yelp, Dylan jumped back just as the goat had a hold on her flower top, resulting in the woven plants being ripped clean off her naked body.

“Oh no you don’t!” she snapped angrily as she grabbed the makeshift top, involuntary playing tug of war with the barnyard beast for her modesty with the goat not giving up its tasty snack. “You are not eating my only covering until I can get real – “

“Hey!” a voice called out as a flash of light beamed on to the naked agent, causing Dylan to freeze up as the goat pulled the flower top from his grasp with one final tug before walking away with its prize.

Dylan slowly turned to her left as she saw the security guard from before shining his flashlight at her, not looking to pleased. Her arms instantly flew to her breasts as she crossed her leg, a sheepish grin forming on her scarlet face.

“Mind telling me what you’re doing here, Ma’am?” the guard asked, arching an eyebrow as he walked slowly towards the naked agent.

“Oh! It’s, uh… It’s actually a very funny story, Officer.” Dylan stammered with a sheepish chuckle, “You see, what happened was…”

Dylan immediately turned and jumped over the petting zoo fence, sprinting towards the zoo gates as she ignored the guard’s shouts. Uncovering herself in an attempt to get to the gate faster, Dylan turned even redder than she thought was possible as she pumped her arms while running, feeling her breasts and plump butt jiggling as she ran.

As she got closer to the gate, Dylan realized that the gate was a bit taller than the wall she had jumped over to enter the zoo, meaning that she wouldn’t be able to preform the same stunt again. That was when she spotted a nearby bench a few feet from the gate. With a groan, Dylan jumped onto the bench before leaping off and jumping towards the gate, just barely managing to grab the top of the gate as she pulled herself up and over.

“Hey! Get back here!” The guard shouted just as Dylan pulled herself over the gate, the outburst causing her to lose her balance as she fell off and landed in a nearby fountain with a splash.

Bursting out of the water, Dylan gasped for breath as she mentally flipped gravity the bird, pulling her sopping wet hair out of her face. Looking back up, she let out a squeak as she saw the zoo guard digging in his pocket for his keys. Not needing to be told what he had planned, the wet and naked agent climbed out of the decorative fountain and made a b-line for the parking lot, her face blazing as she heard the guard yell at her until it faded into the distance as she reached the zoo entryway.