Zoe

"What's that...." you hear your sister begin to ask when she is suddenly cut short, her empty clothing collapsing to the floor.

Your mother leans over and comes back up after a few moments. She presents an object to you. It's the hula girl magnet, a chintzy souvenir that's been stuck to the fridge ever since your family vacation in Hawaii five years ago.

Funny though...you don't remember the hula girl being naked like that...you think that that's something that a horny teenager like you would have noticed.

Then it hits you.

The hula girl now also has Zoe's face, frozen in an "O" of surprise.

"Zoe dear," says your mother, "say hi to your brother."

And before you have a chance to properly appreciate your sister's nudity, she is snatched out of your field of view and you hear a click as she is installed on the fridge next to you.

Your mother surveys her two children - tiny, naked, helpless, and on full display - and smiles.

She reaches over to your sister, does something you can't see, then flicks your protuberance, plummeting your mind into blissful oblivion once more

Then she turns and leaves the room.