Yup, one dead orc here

Your spirit gets lifted off your body, and you are greeted by a beautiful elven warrior with massive white dove wings, wearing only a piece of cloth loosely tied around her large breasts and crotch. She wields and long spear and round shield. Her long silky blond hair is tied into a large braid that goes down her back, all the way to her feet. Her body is beyond perfect, it's simply heavenly.

"'Tis a shame of your passing, orc. No one should suffer a **** as you have. As such, you have been given permission to accompany me to heaven."