Your husband, Mike

Your mind immediately goes to your husband, Mike.

You feel bad thinking of him as a cause to your unhappiness, he has always showered you with unconditional love, but you can't help yourself. Because one of the major causes of your dissatisfaction in your life is him dissatisfying you in bed. And you can't stand it anymore.

You love your husband more than anything and you wouldn't replace him with anyone else, but changing him for a night wouldn't be bad. You could experience one of your sexual fantasies while remaining faithful, finally satiate your needs and, if the gun doesn't change his mind, make him experience what a good night of sex feels like after so long. It would be a win-win situation all around!

Decision made you return home and spend the rest of your day as usual, waiting for the right moment to use the gun on your husband. That moment, you decide, is before going to sleep.

You are on your bed reading a book while your husband is in the bathroom washing his teeth. You put the book down as you hear the sink's noise petering off, take your reading glasses off-you still can't believe you need them now- and open your bedside table's drawer. The gun is still in there, to your relief.

You grasp the gun and point it toward your bedroom's door and, as he opens it, you press the trigger. A ray leaves the gun and hits your husband, turning the world white and blinding you.

*ZAP*