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Chapter 342
by
Leoblade24
What happened to the rest of the harem?
Your harem has been brawling
“Fuck you!” A catboy jumped off a kiosk with his claws out only to immediately get a maid shoe to the face. Ahsoka landed back on her feet and shook her head as the catboy landed on a pile of similarly headband wearing Characters. A few feet away Laura had a pink skinned girl pinned against a Build a Digimon kiosk as she brutalized her with devastating punches.
“Seriously, why are you even attacking us?” Gogo pleaded with a Rosa Diaz from Brooklyn 99 as they charged each other and locked their weapons together. Gogo wielding a broken bench leg and the Rosa wielding a custom painted police baton with 99 on the business end. The two were evenly matched with similar visible injuries across their faces and arms.
“You bitches hunted down that girl and caught her in one of those dumbass ball things and you ask why we’re attacking you?” The Rosa Diaz growled back as she twisted her baton. Gogo’s bench leg went flying as the Korean girl was kicked to the ground. The (former) detective Character pinned Gogo with her baton as Gogo tried to shove her off.
“Maybe if she didn’t steal our Master’s wallet we wouldn’t have—” Gogo was left laying there as Rosa Diaz on top of her one second and gone the next. Looking to the right, she saw Rosa in a pile of **** Characters, folded in half with some girl with lilac hair and an oversized sized shield smashed against her stomach.
“You okay Gogo?” Gogo turned her head and spotted Erza posing as if she had thrown something (or someone). She was standing on a struggling Blonde Blazer from Dispatch and had a Violet Parr under one of her arms.
“Thanks for the save,” Gogo quickly got back to her feet and nodded at Erza. As the former Fairy Tail wizard turned to throw the Violet Parr at another member of the mob, Gogo patted her back pocket only to freeze and quickly scan the ground. She found what she was looking for and snatched up James’ wallet from where it had fallen.
Ever since the call with James ended and the mob closed in, the wallet and the CharacterBall containing the Dani Phantom had gotten tossed about as the fighting progressed. The CharacterBall more than the wallet for obvious reasons.
“It doesn’t look like there are many left,” Laura said as she dumped the Mina Ashido from My Hero Academia she had been beating into one of the piles of Characters the James’ girls have collectively fought and knocked out.
“A bunch ran off when Erza and I plowed through the initial charge,” Diana spoke as she floated down while coiling up a Lasso of Truth she had picked up from a store. “Those ones didn’t attack us so I think we should let it go unless they come back.”
“Agreed,” Erza nodded. She pointed a gauntleted hand towards Gogo. “We already completed the job. So we don’t need to bother with the runners, they already have enough trouble coming.” Gogo had noted the lack of collars or other ownership marks on the Characters laying about.
“I wish them the best of luck,” Ahsoka said while looking around at the knocked out Characters with pity. “Let's go find James; does his wallet have all the money inside?”
Gogo frowned at Ahsoka and held up the wallet and opened it, “How the heck am I supposed to know how much money James carries around with him?”
“Well…” Ahsoka stuttered. “...fair enough. As long as his cards are inside, we’re good.” Turning in the direction of Sams’ Club, the five girls took a few steps before one of the piles shifted and the **** Characters started floating with a dark aura. The girls gave the pile a deadpan look as a bruised up Raven from Teen Titans (2003) levitated with four glowing eyes.
“You hurt me and my friends, ruined our rally, and you…” the Raven blinked slowly and reached for her neck. There she felt the fuzzy end of a tranquilizer dart. “No fair.”
“Nobody move,” James’ girls stared at the little rabbit wearing a police uniform and wielding a tranquilizer gun even as more police flooded the atrium.
“They’re not answering,” you sigh, cutting off the call without leaving a voicemail. Marinette and Clover have nearly finished off their mugs of hot chocolate while you tried to reach Diana and the others. Alex was still working on her mug and your own mug was barely touched. The whipped cream you had has completely melted.
“Do you think we should go look for them?” Alex asked, setting down her mug. You smirked on seeing the chocolate mustache she gained. Due to being sat next to her, you took advantage of the closeness to kiss her on the lips and quickly clean off the chocolate mustache.
She gave a playful smack on your chest as you broke the kiss and posed thoughtfully. “I think we should…”
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