Your friend Alex

You: Hey Alex, you busy? Need your help with something.

Alex: I'll be free in a while. What's up?

You hesitate as you read Alex's reply. Do you really want to get into this over text? You thought it over for a moment, then decided... well, what options did you have? Probably better to let him know ahead of time, right?

You: This is gonna sound crazy but I woke up as a girl today.

Alex: What kind of joke is this?

You: No joke man, I'm serious!

Alex: Oh yeah? Prove it.

Biting your lip, you consider that. How do you prove it? You glance over and into the mirror you have hanging on your wall. You look enough like your sister that a picture would probably work. You load up your camera and take a moment to get a good shot, then send it off. Long moments pass, you can see the dots of Alex typing appear and disappear several times.

Alex: Who is that? She looks a lot like Gwen.

You: It's me, dude! I told you I woke up as a girl.

Alex: ...I dunno, man. That could just be a pic of some girl who kinda looks like Gwen.

Annoyed now, you reopen your camera and start up a video recording. "Alex, you fucking asshole, it's me! John! I need some fucking help here!" You end the recording and send it off, huffing a little from how angry you got.

Alex: Holy shit! That was too quick to just find or get... Is that really you man?

You: I said it was.

Alex: Damn dude... you've got rockin' tits

You look back at the picture you sent and sure enough your breasts are very on display. Checking the video, you see the same thing. The only difference is that you were moving in aggravation, so they were also bouncing around.

You: Seriously, dude?

Alex: Seriously! They're amazing! You should send me a pic of them

"What the fuck?" you ask your empty room. "Why would I do that?" you add, sending a text asking the same question.

Alex: Uhh, cause you're hot. And, hey, I'd do the same for you if things were reversed.

Shaking your head, you groan. Was this really the best person you could ask for help? You're having a crisis and he's asking for pics of your tits?