Your brother’s proposal

The best thing about having a big family is that everyone else wants to hold and take care of the babies. It gives you and your little brother time to relax.

You sit back with high ABV stouts and chat.

“How’s the first year of marriage been?”

Your little brother says, “It’s been great, but…trust tree…I cannot take my eyes off of other women. I haven’t cheated but I check out every woman.”

“It’s natural, now that you definitely can’t have it, you want it even more.”

“Can I be honest? I can’t stop looking at your wife. Her butt…oh my god…is she Latina or half-black? She has a ghetto booty, and I cannot stop staring. I feel like a Perv. Sorry if this sounds like a confession, just thought you should know if you catch me checking her out.”

Oh shit. You can’t believe your brother is so up front. You match his honesty. “I have the same thoughts about your wife and her breasts. Ever since you accidentally showed me her bikini picture.”

He smiles, “I knew you saw that picture! Sorry I teased you. But with the baby, I’ve seen her boobs so much, I’m desensitized. I don’t even care about them anymore.”

He couldn’t say anything crazier. How can he not think that those are the sexiest things on Earth? You’d never tire of those tits, especially if they were naked and in your face.

Your brother takes a big gulp and works up his courage. “This is gonna sound weird and you can say no, but can I check out your wife’s underwear? I want to know what she wears to cover that booty.”

He’s going to be so disappointed. She’s never worn sexy underwear. Before you just say yes, you stop and think: this is an opportunity.

You say, “You can but I need something from you.”

He’s so excited. “SURE! Anything!”