Pictures

You say, “Since you brought up that bikini pic, I want you to send me the two sexiest pics of your wife that you have on your phone.”

Your little brother hesitates wondering if he should take the deal, if it’s worth it. He says, “Only if I can smell your wife’s dirty panties too.”

Oh my god. Your brother really is obsessed with your wife. Even though it really invades her privacy, and she would freak out, you say, “Deal. Send the pics first.”

Your brother searches then sends you a picture.

You try not to fumble your phone trying to look at it. You try to play it off like it’s not sexy as fuck and exactly what you wanted. “Your wife in a bikini and a cowboy hat? That’s the sexiest pic you got?”

“Hey I get that top-down view of her cleavage all the time. I figured you would appreciate it.”

“Give me something spicy. A habanero.”

“I don’t have any nudes of her,” your brother explains. “She’s still pretty conservative.”

You saw her nipple rings—she’s not that conservative.

“Do you any not in a bikini that are sexy?”

“She send me one after she got out of the shower. She told me to delete it. I saved it. You can never let her know that I still have it.”

“I’ll never tell.”

He shows you the pic. You still can’t believe his wife has such big tits. It doesn’t make sense. Young and stunning with her clothes off.

You say, “And you don’t find this attractive?”

“Of course I find it attractive,” he defends. “I’m just getting the 12 month itch for some fat booty.”

We lock ourselves in our room while he rifles through my wife’s underwear. I don’t find them sexy as all, but I can tell he has a boner look at them. You keep glancing at your phone checking out those mouth-watering pictures.

Your brother says, “I would love to see her wearing these.” He holds up a pair of red lace panties.

Holy shit, where did he find those? “Those aren’t my wife’s.”

“They’re in her bag. Same size as the others. Crotchless so you can fuck her while she’s still wearing them. You're going to have fun tonight, brother.”

Hmm, what is my wife planning with underwear like that?