Your Surreal World

You open your eyes and see yourself standing in front of a beautiful California mansion, holding a pair of suitcases. You're not sure where you really are until you hear the announcer's voice over.

"And here's our first housemate," the male voice booms. "Our "Your Surreal Life" contest winner, a lucky viewer who gets to spend a week in the Surreal Life mansion with our seven stars. And speaking of stars, we have some really big names lined up for "Surreal Life X"."

The voice stops without naming any of your new housemates. You open the front door and enter the mansion, amazed at how huge the entire place is. Since you are the first person into the house, you seek out the bedrooms and find the only single room. You do notice something strange, though. You go back through the rooms again and only count seven beds. You plus seven celebs equals eight people...

Before you have too much time to ponder this situation, the doorbells rings.