Your Mother

“Oh! I didn’t realize you were already here.”

You slowly turn around and come face-to-face with your mother. Surprisingly, she seems to have you mistaken for someone else. Who could she have been expecting?

“Your look perfect!” Your mother says. “Just spread yourself out on the bed, and we can get this started.” And with that she leaves the room. Still confused, you decide it might be better to play along and lay yourself out on the bed. A few minutes later, the door opens and your mother and father enter the room.

“Oh honey,” says your father, “you shouldn’t have!”

“Come now! Nothing’s to good for my man’s birthday.” Your mother responded.

“But, how did you know?”

“Darling, you should really learn how to be better at deleting your search history.”

“Are their any limits?”

“You have her for the whole day, and you can do anything you want. After all, my man deserves the best!”

“Honey, I love you!”