Your Mom Is a Witch

Your mother is a witch. And you don't know if you should hate her or thank her for it.

Cause every time a guy comes over to pick you up for a date, your mom uses magic to enhance her curves, to grow huge boobs, to smooth her skin and to make herself appear younger overall. And then she just stands there, perfect hourglass figure and ridiculously large breasts, with a deep valley of cleavage on full display. She looks down at your suitor reproachfully and probes his mind. Every... fucking... time!

And if the guy doesn't manage to tear his eyes away from those huge tits...
Or if he stares at her wide hips or thick thighs for too long instead of trying to focus on you....
If your mom can detect any hint in his mind, any at all, that your suitor would prefer to bang this MILF instead of spending his time with you, her baby girl...

... let's just say most dates are over before they even have a chance to begin.

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