Your Celebrity Crush!

Right up ahead, the worst thing you can imagine comes into view...

A stage, on it your favorite band and, more importantly, biggest celebrity crush! Oh my god, this can't be happening! Behind him and on both sides of the stage...

Giant screens displaying a live video feed of the parade.

NO, no, no, no, no! You see your float slowly appear on the left side of the screen, inching closer and closer to you standing there, butt naked, not covering, with your mom, on a pampers parade float. Right before you see yourself appear on screen, you feel your shoulders being pushed down, forcing you to squat, landing on...

"Oh honey! Look! We don't have to worry about you not having a diapy, they had this training potty on the float!"

You see yourself appear on the big screens that moment, sitting, legs open wide, on a tiny pink potty covered in disney princesses!

You watch your celebrity crush finish his song as everyone in the crowd starts laughing and pointing at the screen.

Please don't look, please don't look, please don't look!