"Oh that's ok! She can just stay naked until we get to the end of the parade!" My mom tells her. My heart drops, they want me to stand here, on the top of this parade float in the middle of town square, naked. Completely butt naked, dancing around, unable to cover.
"No, no, no I can't stay naked, please give me something to wear! There has to be something!" I beg.
"Oh quit your whining, it's not like you've got anything to hide! Everyone is going to see your naked little tush getting changed in this national campaign, so no point in hiding now!" I know there is no getting out of this now. I am going to have to continue living my most embarrassing day over and over again. Still, I can't stop wishing for this to end. I know where this float is headed next and somehow it feels more embarrassing than being naked on national TV, I'm going to be naked, helpless, tiny boobies on full display in front of...
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