Your 'front end' does

With a start, you feel the bedpost ram into your pussy, and you yell in shock, barely managing to brace yourself with your legs and arms to keep it from tearing you apart, although it's now completely inside of you.

You move gingerly, knowing that this intruder will need to be dispelled gently, as you are not lubricated and the bedpost is showing no signs of giving, to say the least, as it's the hardest thing you've ever had inside of you. And a lot bigger then Dan. With effort, you move around, starting to pull it out of you.

Still, your positiioning is awkward, your hands braced against the wall and cuffed, and your legs on the bed. You get it most of the way out, but your right leg slips and it almost completely impales you again, and again you have to seize up to keep it from injuring you.

This time, it's not completely dry going in, and you wonder how debased you really are if fucking a bedpost against your will is turning you on. Still, your time is running out, so this time you throw caution to the wind in trying to extract your midsection from the bedpost.

Eventually, you manage to pull yourself off, and you collapse forward onto the bed, this time not hitting anything, and you take a moment to compose yourself...