You wake up..

You wake up to a blazing light shining upon you. You smell a strong scent of cat's piss in your house. You then flashbacked to how Marge took over the Dursleys and almost destroyed your chances of subduing Petunia. You reached out to the only ally whom you and Petunia knew...

Mrs Figg...

She helped you in almost every way during your hellish childhood even gave you nights when you were horny enough to masturbate through her windows. Although, she does that every night hoping you would do it every day. She even gave pictures of her when Vernon burned your weekly Wizard porn magazines. Those were **** times indeed. She never resorted to sleeping with you, however, but now you need her help and as this complicates a bit, you need to corrupt her as well. After all, she wasn't so bad when she was young. You still remember how she looked and maybe when it all goes right you could change from an old hag to this...

You start getting up from your couch but you were still woozy and you fall back again.