You wake up in your room

You're lying in bed, hugging your Pikachu and Eevee plushies. Last night, you had just watched a Pokemon battle between Gengar and Clefairy that got you pumped. Today was your 18th birthday and the the day that you would begin your Pokemon Journey.

You stand in the mirror at look at yourself. Your white hair is kinda messy.

You look at your Nintendo switch in front of the TV.

Next to it is the Pokemon game you just completed, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Rescue Team DX, as well as Pokken Tournament 7, New Pokemon Snap, Pokemon Surf, Pikachu's Crafted World, Pokemon Kart 8 Deluxe, Super Pokemon Party, LEGO Pokemon, Snorunt's Mansion 3, Pokemon at the Olympic Games Saffron 2020, Grand Theft Pokemon and Digimon.

You know how controversial Grand Theft Pokemon is on account of the fact the player character is part of an organisation that steals Pokemon with people actually blaming it for the existence of Team Rocket.

You've also played Nintenpokemon, a game in switch you take play with, train, pet, walk, brush and wash virtual Growlithe, Houndour, Lillipup, Poochyena, Riolu, Rockruff, Smeargle, Snubbull and Vulpix, and PokeSims, in which you take care of virtual Pokemon who act as regular humans.

You've even played Farfetch'd Hunt, a light gun game in which you shoot Farfetch'd that appear on screen and if you miss a Poochyena laughs at you. You also played a mod that lets you shoot Poochyena.

Mostly you had been playing Pokemon Ultimate Alliance 3: Team Black, a game in which you control various superheroes like Gilgarman, the PokeRanger, the Refreshing Trio, Accelguard, Super Pikachu, Zubatman, Captain Unova, Scizor-Man, MachampHulk, Zeraora, Black Greninja, Decidueye, the Scarlet Gardevoir, Doctor Xatu, Durant-Man, Ariados-Man, Leavanny, Rocket Zigzagoon, Black Umbreon, Iam Sudowoodo, Jean Red, Captain Unova Jr, DeadPoke and Ninjask Girl. Some of these characters are Pokemon, others are humans dressed as Pokemon. You find Black Umbreon's name to be redundant.

Iam Sudowoodo can only say the words "I", "am" and "Sudowoodo", exclusively in that order. That is except for that one movie where he says, "We are Sudowoodo."

If you wanna know what Team Black is, they're the villains of the game. They don't exist in real life. The creators decided it would be safer to use a fictional mafia like group of villains than a real one.

You take a shower and get ready for the big day. You pull your top over your head and and then pull your shorts down your legs and take them off, your huge penis bouncing out.

Your penis was always something you were proud of, being bigger than most boys your age despite your otherwise girlish looks.

While you shower, you take care of your erection by masturbating. After you are done, you head out the shower to your room to get dressed.

You open your drawers to get out a pair of underpants. You pull them up and do the same with your white skirt, showing off your hairless legs. You put on a white shirt. After blushing your hair, you put on a purple zipped jumper.

Lastly, you put your purple boots onto your feet and put your purple hat on your head.

Looking in the mirror, you feel good and you look good.

You put on your backpack and go downstairs to see your maid watching a movie or TV show, you don't know what it is. It has four boys walking along the railway tracks with their Pokemon for some reason.

But you don't really care. You gotta get to Professor Oak's lab.

As you leave, the maid speaks, "Your parents only ordered me to take care of you until you were long enough to catch Pokemon. I'll be going back to Johto after you leave."

"Love you too!" you reply sarcastically before springing out the door, straight to Professor Oak's lab.

Tracey is already in there.

"Hey, Grandpa, I'm here for my starter Pokemon," she said. "Oh, I can't wait."

"Don't worry, I've got your Pokemon ready for you now," Professor Oak said. "Oh, hey, Illya."

"Today's the day we become trainers!" Tracey says to you.

"It's time for you to choose so which one will it be?" Oak says.

"You go first." Tracey says.