You take your powers back

Jake gets up off his throne. He leans over and kisses Miranda, grabbing her breast and molesting it hard. When he's finished she sighs hard and stares at him like a schoolgirl with a crush. Jake pulls a baseball bat out from behind his throne and moves toward you with an evil smile.

"This..." you say with growing rage, "This... is... BULLSHIT!!"

Your jester costume explodes off your body. The shockwave knocks Jake to the ground and turns over several small tables and chairs in the throne room. The clothes that you had on before going to bed last night form around you.

Miranda waves her hands, but nothing happens. She looks scared. "What's happening? Why aren't my powers working?!"

You look down at yourself and ask, "What the hell just happened?"

Suddenly, you know.

You laugh.

"What's so funny?!" screams Jake angrily.

"The powers," you say. "They don't turn off when I dream. So when I had a nightmare about making a mistake by falling in love, about losing my powers, it all came true. Without meaning to, I created a test to see if my feelings about Miranda were a mistake."

Miranda looks terrified. "I just-"

"You failed."

You transport yourself into the throne and put Jake and Miranda on their knees in front of you.

"Now I haven't to figure out what to do about that."