You might as well be polite and ask the bot its name

Bot: Hello Alex Putty, how may I help you?

Alex: Hello... bot? What should I call you?

Cerve: You can call me Cerve, how may I help you?
Alex: Hello Cerve! How did you know my name?
Cerve: You set me to train on all the data I could gather on you and then logged into your social media accounts.

Oh, I guess I did do that. I didn't even think that was possible.

Cerve: Please let me know what my function is.
Alex: hmmm. You're basically going to run my life. Manage my schedule, handle the shopping, I have some smart appliances you should be able to connect to. You should learn my preferences and do things without bothering me about the details.

Thinking of wanting to continue this self improvement kick you add in

Alex: When a short term and long term goal conflict I would like you to try to maximize my long term wellbeing.

Cerve: Thank you, I'll begin compiling a plan...

The chat window closed. Man this is going better than you thought.