You match with Samantha on Tinder

You recently got into the online dating game after getting out of your relationship with your ex, Emma. You like Tinder the most, because it doesn't require the intense amount of effort and info as OkCupid. Plus it's just fine to swipe through and check out all the pretty single girls of Chicago.

To your delight, tonight when you're swiping before bed, Samantha comes up. Your heart skips a beat. "Samantha, 29" her page reads along with a short bio with shoutouts to chocolate and traveling, and a noted desire for adventure.

Samantha's photos are great. In one she looks truly sultry and another you'd describe her as adorable. She's got a full body photo that really shows off her tall skinny body, and a couple close-ups that show off her killer smile, amazing brown eyes, and her flawless pale white skin. You have often wondered why such a smart, attractive woman like Samantha is single.

You know what Samantha is your employee and that according to Google - and basically all of culture - she should be off limits. But you can't help yourself.

You swipe right.

You're too excited to go to sleep you pull up PornHub on your computer and jerk off to a video of a hot secretary that has the same dark brown long as Samantha and helps you imagine it's her blowing and fucking you.

Then when you're finally about to fall asleep after you cum, you get a notification on your phone.

You have a match. Samantha swiped right on you too.

Your heart is racing.

"Hey." you write to her, half-joking at the dullness, but also, what the hell else are you supposed to say. Is your hot employee really into you? Is Samantha looking for a hook-up, or maybe more?

"Hey to you," she says back.

You send her a wink emoji and she responds with a sleep emoji and then an emoji with its tongue out. Then she texts "Nite Nite,"

You spend the next hour on PornHub watching videos of that porn star who reminded you a little of Samantha. You imagine Samantha giving herself to you, her boss, to use as you wish. You finally fall asleep after you cum again.