You look up

You're startled and jump a little. Sure, the movie was loud, but you're the only person at the back of an empty theater. How did someone else make their way in here without you noticing?

You look up to see a gorgeous, voluptuous redhead, creamy white skin stark against the dark theater. She's awfully dressed up for the occasion: hair (looks shoulder length maybe?) done in a professional looking up-do, minimal yet flawless makeup, wearing a tight, sleeveless, mid-thigh length red dress with a generously revealing neckline that can barely contain her M777 Sweater Canons, and matching heels. Fountain drink in one hand, popcorn bucket in the other, and a wide, toothy grin across her face. As creepy as her sudden entrance is, her demeanor is quite...comforting. Her full-figured, hourglass body certainly helped too.

You look around the theater, slightly confused. Out of all the seats, why would she want this one? How odd. But, fuck it, why not?

"Yeah sure, be my guest," you tell her, "we'll make a date out of it."

You were ready for her to reel at your kinda cringeworthy response, but you hear her giggle instead. It's really cute, makes you feel warm inside.

"You're quite a charmer, huh?" She says with a beaming smile.

"Well if a pretty lady says so, who am I to deny it?"

"Oop-! And he's got compliments to boot," she chuckles. "Mind giving me a hand with these?"

"Of course!" You reach for the drink and popcorn, and as you do, she moves slightly. Your hand ends up lightly groping her breast (which is more than a handful, mind you), and you feel your face get hot.

"Oh my, so forward!" She says looking down in surprise.

"Oh, sorry! I-I swear I was trying to get the snacks", you blurt out.

"Oh honey, nothing to worry about! This is a date after all, isn't it?" She gives you an exaggerated wink.

Thank God she's so forgiving.

"Heh, right... and honestly, I did still grab a snack." You return a wink, this one a little more timid, but sincere.

Her mouth is agape, not expecting that kind of retort.

"Oh, you are BAD, sir!" She says through her laughs, smile big as ever. She gives you a playful tap on the arm. 2 for 2 on mediocre attempts at charm.

As she sits down in the seat next to you, you can't help but notice that she's also got an absolute wagon on her. As spacious as these seats might be, how she's gonna manage to fit all that ass in it is beyond you. But she slides right in perfectly and wiggles a little to settle in. You've got the drink in a holder between the two of you and the popcorn in your lap.

"So, you watch these kinds of things a lot?" You point your head at the screen.

"Oh my GOSH are you kidding me? These movies are my FAVORITE!"

"Really??"

"Absolutely!"

You two get to chatting while the piranha bears burrow their way to the center of the moon on screen. As your eyes adjust to the darkness, you start to notice more of her features. You find yourself squinting and staring. She looks...oddly familiar. But you know you've never met her before. You know you've seen that face before, though...come to think of it, you recognize that body too? How could that be? Unless...

TV? A movie? Is that where you've seen her?

And then it clicks when you hear her say:

"Umm, hello? Anyone home? Earth to cutie? See something you like?" You notice her squeeze her arms together, pushing her bust out towards you and giving you a better view of her ample cleavage. You wonder if she's doing it on purpose.

"Wait a second. This is gonna be an absolutely insane question, but I gotta ask... are you..."