...Christina Hendricks?

"Are you...Christina Hendricks?" You manage to eek out.

She opens her mouth a bit in surprise, a smile growing on her face. She chuckles a little and says:

"Oh no no, definitely not. But I do get that compliment a lot and it flatters me, so thank you for noticing."

You didn't realize your whole body was clenched, and you relax at the mention of how often this happens. You chuckle nervously in return.

"Wow, you could've fooled me! You look exactly like her, you could've said you were her twin and I'd have believed you."

She plays with a strand of her hair that's come loose as she looks between you and the screen, where the male and female lead are beginning to ferociously rip each other's clothes off in a desperate attempt to fuck one last time before the piranha bears drive the moon into the Earth.

"I do love hearing that. I think she's so sexy..." She trails off into her own thoughts. When she snaps back to reality, she purrs at you:

"...but I'm sooooo much better."