You head to school, eager for the field trip

You walk through the woods, as you always do, because it’s less crowded and the fastest way to get there. You manage to get by without a hassle, and head to home room, with Mr. Wilkins. God, you hate Mr. Wilkins. He’s annoying and flat out creepy. You take a seat by your best friend, Penelope. “As I’m sure you all know, we have a field trip. We’ll be headed to Minchest Farms, to learn about how agriculture has advanced since ancient Sumer.” Mr. Wilkins collects everyones’ permission slips, and asks everyone to find a buddy. Before any pervs can buddy with you, you quickly buddy with Penelope. You board the bus together, and after a 42 minute drive, you see huge, warehouse looking complexes. You wonder where the cows graze, unless it’s all inside. As you go through the gate, you see a large, stout man, waiting for everyone to get off. “Welcome, Lakeview seniors! I’m Keith Minchest, and I’m the founder of Minchest Farms. You’re all here to see the agriculture, right? Then come on in!”