You have two hands, don't you?

"WHAT!?" I shouted at the top of my lungs.

"You heard me right." Miss Adams replied. "I thought I made this perfectly clear. Nothing in the school guidelines says you have to wear anything at all, just that anything you DO wear has to provide coverage fo your private parts. If you want to go that route, you're dressed in nothing but your bare skin, so if you want to cover up, your two hands should be perfectly adequate for getting the job done!"

"So you're telling me you expect me to walk around all day frantically trying to cover my tits and my pussy with nothing but my hands?"

"Language!" My mother shouted. But Miss Adams continued,

"Hey, you're the one who brought up the dress code. If that's the way you want to play it, fine, but if you slip up and expose yourself that'll be on you."

Me and my big mouth...