You go on a double date

A/N: special thanks to nightmaster and wpearce for parts of this idea.

After you had successfully impregnated the two Krptonians your vacation had taken you to Gotham City, Zatanna thought it’d be great to return to the place where you’d first met, so the two of you had rented the finest hotel in town (you had been **** to abandon the manor early on when you had limited resources) and went to visit. Unfortunately despite the historical importance of the place, it didn’t change the fact it was still a abandoned mansion, and wasn’t particularly exciting.

“I’m sorry about that Master, may I make it up to you by treating you to a date?” she asked, holding out her hand to you.

“By all means, though I think you planned this” you say taking her hand.

“Well you’re not wrong” answered Zatanna as she led you to one of the finer restaurants in town. Looking around you saw Gotham had prospered in your empire, where once it was a pit of corruption and crime, now it was a metropolitan paradise.

Suddenly you heard someone running towards, as you turned around you felt yourself being pulled in a hug bear hug, after you were released you saw your attacker. The sweet yet slightly psychotic Harley Quinn.

“Harley? What are you doing here?” you asked, slightly confused, though you did notice Zatanna smiling behind her.

“Huh didn’t mistress Zatanna tell you? She invited us on a double date” she said, happily confused.

“Harley darling it’s clear that Mistress Zatanna meant it as a surprise” explained Poison Ivy, her hands wrapping around Harley’s waist.

“So is this a double date?” you ask to Zatanna’s nod “sounds fun, come on”

You were led to a table, one that was always kept private for you if you were to arrive, and so you sat down upon in, with Zatanna to your immediate left and Ivy and Harley sitting directly opposite you.

“So what have you’ve been up to recently” you ask, politely.

“Oh quite a lot Master like this BAM” yelled Harley thrusting her hand forward, where you saw placed upon it a diamond ring.

“You two got married?” you said as the food arrived “I’d say congratulations but I was the one who made this inevitable”

“Yeah you did, she’s much better than the fucking Joker, hell we’ve already agreed to have a baby together, and we’ve had sex yesterday so at least one us is pregnant” said Harley with a huge dumb grin on her face.

“Well shall we see who they’ll become?” asked Zatanna, causing confusion between the two lesbians before you explained Zatanna’s ability to predict how their child will grow up.

“Oh sounds fun” said Harley, as the vision appeared revealing a sexy busty plant girl.

“Hot damn, would you get a look of those jugs on her” whistled Harley.

“Harley” scolded Ivy.

“What?” asked Harley defensively “Master made **** legal, and it’s not like I won’t wait till’s she’s of age”

“I know, but you should know it’s wrong to take first dibs on Master’s property” she scolded.

“Oh yeah sorry Master” apologised Harley.

“It’s no issue, and I agree I’ll enjoy those tits. So what have you been up to since we’ve last met?” you asked curiously.

“Well I’ve been helping to regrow the rainforests, with the economy booming and new resources coming in from our planets Mistress Scarlet tasked me to regrow forests to combat climate change. She’s determined to ensure that Earth remains your personal paradise, meanwhile Harley’s returned to her job as a therapist” explained Ivy, as she politely eats her salad (her new job hasn’t changed her newfound love of planets as food)

“Which basically means that I fuck patients until their issues are solved” she said smiling, her arms wrapping around Ivy as she gave her a large sloppy kiss.

“Well if that’s the case, i think I’ve got some issues of my own that need solving, and it might take the two of you” you tease.

“Oh dear Master, we should do something” cried Ivy as the two crawled under the table to service you

A/N: please like and comment, it really helps the story and I really need new suggestions for the epilogue.