You go back to Mrs Figg first thing in the morning.

You walk inside Mrs Figg's house and you find her at her dining table.

"Ah Harry, Nice to know that I can change into Petunia now. Poor boy ravished me but I am-- WHO TOLD YOU TO STOP EATING!!" She shouted looking down. You peek under and you see Dudley wrapped around her legs."Ugh, its dry now. Get up and go worship our master." Dudley rises up and begins to crawl at your feet as if you are a God. It still feels weird.

"Well, at least I'm trying to have fun. But make him stop. His requests have gone wilder and wilder and I drew the line where he wanted an underage muggle. It is a good thing now he is under control. Come back here, Dudley. It is time that we discuss."

You are happy to see that Dudley now obeys at your every whim. But you keep your face grim as you recount what happened yesterday.

Mrs Figg put her bony fingers on her chin, "Well that complicates things... I have a bad feeling that my milk will be used again on Petunia for Marge's purpose and not yours."

Dudley raised his hand.

"I have an idea, Harry. Can I go for Marge? It is not that I don't want Mrs Figg but at least I can make Marge in my control leaving my mother to you. "

"Are you sure, Dudley? We don't know if Marge may be into you."

"Well... there is something I haven't told you or anyone else. Once during my vacations, I saw my dad humping on Marge. It seems that they were onto it well before their marriage. This also might explain why she is not married. Then I sort of got caught and got physical with her as well, without my father's knowledge. She saw me peeking inside. She took my virginity."

You and Mrs Figg look spellbound. The fact that it was incestuous before and the fact that Dudley was not a virgin a night before shocked you both.

"Well... this may be a breakthrough, Harry. Dudley has a chance to expose Marge or make Marge his. But since our motto is to dominate, let Dudley go after Marge. What do you say?"

You agree to the plan and begin the next strategizing on how to jackpot both at the same time i.e making Petunia yours and steer away from Marge