You get a new arse

“Yup” Rebecca said, “And you have to trust me when I say I did not swap you.”

“Wouldnt know otherwise though would I” you replied.

To be fair, at this point, Rebecca wasnt sure what she swapped either. She looked at the remote and hid a giggle. Your arse was swapped with Louise’s arse. However, because she had a boring arse to start with, basically nothing changed. Your arse was now just a bit smoother but otherwise unnoticeable.

“Fine” you said, having given yourself a quick once over, “I trust you havent swapped me with anyone. Now, give me the remote back.”

“Boooooring” Rebecca said and tossed you the remote, badly. It landed on the floor and fired off a few shots. Though neither of you noticed.