You end up buying half the shop.

You're confused about what you should buy to wear tonight. You know what you like to see on a chick. As little as possible, but this might not helpful. After all, despite having the body of a hot young woman you're still thinking like a guy. Is it likely to be the same for the lesbians?

In the end you decide that you can't go far wrong with a little black dress. You pick one out that's quite low cut and is a few inches longer than the slutty tartan miniskirt. Then you see a black leather miniskirt and think how hot you legs and ass would look in that. So you have to buy that too and some black holdup stockings and a sheer white blouse to go with it. The leather jacket the clerk bought for you will go well with that you decide. You get a couple of pairs of jeans and T-shirts, because you'll feel comfortable in those.

On your way to the checkout you see a black pinstripe skirt and matching jacket that you just have to add to the growing pile of womans clothing. Then you realise that you'll need a shoulder bag to carry all your things in and you end up buying two because you can't choose between them. You're heading out the shop with a heap of bags before it occurs to you that you only mean to keep this body for another night.

You have time for a quick coffee before you go to the beauty parlour. You tell the receptionist that your name is Heather and you have an appointment.

Your stylist is slim and has short jet black hair with red streaks. When she asks what you'd like you tell her your going to a club tonight and to use her own judgement. She washes your hair and begins to style it.

"Going somewhere nice?" She asks.

"Umm, the Rainbow rooms." You reply.

"Really? Your first time there isn't it?" She comments.

"Yes, how did you know that?" You ask in surprise.

The stylist laughs. "I think if you'd been there before I would have noticed."

When she's finished your hair shines like gold and has soft waves that bounce as you turn your head. She picks out cosmetics that she says will compliment you and paints your long nails a glossy pale pink that matches the lipstick she's chosen. You offer her a genorous tip.

"That's not necassary." She says and gives you a wide smile. "Buy me a drink if you see me tonight instead. I usually get there about nine."

You feel yourself blush as you realise that you've just had a woman come on to you. It looks as though Carl may have been right, you havn't even tried to score with chicks yet and already you seem to have a date for tonight.

You're feeling pretty confident about tonight though admittedly a little nervous as you head back to your car.