You clear your throat

"So um, not that I'm complaining but uh, you've been sitting on top of me for quite a while and all three of my legs are starting to get numb..."

She looks down as if she's noticed you for the first time. Her eyes icy blue eyes are staring you down so hard, it feels like she might bore a hole through your skull. Your clear your throat trying to break the tension.

Her eyes begin to glow an ethereal blue. "You, who are you?" she asks, her voice loud, and clear as if it were coming from all around you.

"My name is John Doe." you say mechanically. What the hell was that? You did not mean to say that, it kinda just...slipped out.

"Where am I and why?"

"You're in the dukedom of Eiden, more specifically in the cellars beneath my crumbling castle, and all because your stupid brother pushed the responsibility of you onto me." You forcefully put your hands in front of your mouth. Whatever she's doing, you need it to stop.

She stares at you blankly for a few seconds before getting off of you by using you as a stepping stone. "I do agree with the statement that my brother is stupid. I assume you have no idea how to send me back either, do you?"