Chapter 5
by Hydreisenberg
Do you reach the Lake?
You arrive at Lake Vendetta.
Once out of the woods,you come upon the shore of Lake Vendetta,the view of it just as peaceful as you were told from travellers,and after going through the woods with your sword held tight,it was a welcome sight.
After taking in the surroundings of the Lake,you spotted what looked like a lakeside settlement on the other side of the Lake,and so you started marching once more along the shores of the Lake,eager to see the first settlement that's not your dear Watefak Village.
As you were walking along the Lake,you recalled the tale of why it was called Vendetta,something about some vengeful knight drowning his enemy here...well,more or less,it has been some time since you heard it. Unbeknownst to you,you were being talked about somewhere in the forest...
The Goblin Boy Scout had returned to the tribes den,a large cave in the deep part of the forest that has been their home and base of operations since their beginning,though he didn't particularly like the place all that much,he preferred to be out in the forest,but after what happened with that crazy hero boy he had to report back.
He was the only scout in the tribe,which in total numbered about 30 members,most of the normal Goblin Warriors,though a few members of note did exist,and we're the higher ranks amongst them.
The Goblin Crusher,was the strongest of the bunch,using a spiked mace that looks too big for him,and going into battle with heavy scraps of stolen equipment strapped on him,he was usually the one who busted down doors,and carriages,and heroes...in more ways than one.
The Goblin Shadow,a nickname that may blow his abilities out of proportion,was the sneakiest Goblin in the tribe,moving silently and dispatching foolish humans that don't know how to look around easily. He hates the Crusher but begrudgingly works alongside him as their skill compliment eachother greatly. He also really likes cheese.
The Goblin Bomber,the loudest of the bunch,has a downright unhealthy obsession with bombs,though he is not sent out all that often because he can just as easily make a mess of his fellow goblins as any enemy with his maniac throwing of explosives. He is also the least perverted of the goblins surprisingly,he seems more into sulfur than humans.
Finally,The Goblin Prince,the leader of the bunch,about as charismatic as a goblin is gonna get,he came into power after he seduced a hero and managed to tame him without raising a blade,and since everyone thought that was radically hot he managed to get the position pretty easily. He wears jewels stolen from travellers all over him,and while he does have certain eccentricities he no one can doubt he is the best leader the goblins are gonna get.
The Scout reached the Princes throne room,in the deepest part of the cave,which is also where all the treasure is stored since he likes looking at it. The Scout explains his encounter with the scary hero to his master.
"...so you're saying you ran away after he only swung his sword once?"
"I-If you had seen the way he shouted,you would understand"
After the Crusher called him a loser loudly,the Prince stood up and commanded the Shadow and the Crusher to go out and find deal with this hero...and by "deal" he meant to show him how goblin boys treat human heroes.
The Crusher spoke up: "Aww yeah,finally some action! And this hero sounds like my type! Try not to get too much in my way sneaker!"
The Shadow simply resigned himself to listening to the Crusher shouting in his ear for the whole mission,at least maybe they will find some cheese on their trip...
At the end of the meeting the Scout thought about those two,they were definitely a **** to be reckoned with together,and of course much more capable than him individually,but they tended to get in each others way at times...
Back with our hero,you had finally reached the village,the sign at the entrance saying "Soluna Village",which you guessed was the name (very smart hero),and going inside you were met with very few people,but they were welcoming,explaining that almost no one came here anymore because of the monster boys, primarily the goblins.
With renewed vigour at hearing of these people's plight,you said you were here to rid of them of goblins and any other monster boy that lurked in the region!
"Worry not good people of Solonu Village,I shall show these foul scum of the forest what happens when they commit acts of evil whole I roam the earth!"
"It's Soluna-"
"And of course,I shall do it for free,for justice is for everyone! Though I would appreciate some supplies if you can spare any,to aid me in my fight against the darkness!"
"So it's not free then-"
"And make haste please,evil does not rest and neither shall I!"
After helping you out by letting you take some supplies,amongst them an entire wheel of cheese,they informed you of where they roughly thought the Goblins had their base,something they learned after many skirmishes with them,and so you set out to take care of these ruffians,for good!
You immediately set off,marching to where they had pointed in your map their base likely was,entering the woods once again. Your blade was sharp and your mind sharper,and as you went through the woods,you felt two pairs of eyes watching you...
Suddenly a loud voice comes out the bushes and a Goblin wearing the closest thing to Armor a goblin could have charges at you,screaming out: "It's Goblin Time!"
Is it Goblin Time?
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Saucy Hero Quest
Save the World!
The world is overrun by perverted monster boys out to do naughty things with humans (oh no!) But thankfully,you,an aspiring hero (very aspiring) have set your mind to taking them all out! With just a sword you leave your hometown to eradicate the fiends of perversion,what could go wrong? (All the Monster Boys and Characters in this story are adults,keep in mind)
Updated on Sep 10, 2023
by Hydreisenberg
Created on Sep 8, 2023
by Hydreisenberg
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