I said it's Hero Time!

"It's Goblin Time!" cried the armoured goblin,charging at you with his oversized mace raised high,behind his visor a wide grin could be made out,and the beast showed no signs of slowing down at all,perhaps it thinks it's laughable excuse for armor impenetrable!

You roll out of the Goblins way,you would have met it's blow gladly as soon as it charged you,but being a proper hero,you needed to make atleast one speech before engaging in combat!

"Plated Buffoon! Your life of mindless aggression ends here! Prepare to be buried alongside your armor of darkness! It's Hero Ti-"

"Hahahaha! It's Goblin Time!"

The damn thing charges you again before you can even say your signature line,and what the hell is 'Goblin Time' anyway? That Scout must have told them your trademark words and in the scoundrels decided to steal that too!

This time you raised your sword and swipe right at the thing,but to your surprise it is you that is pushed back,the little armoured maniac has strength! You thrust your blade quickly in an attempt to catch him in some place between the armour,but that is ineffective as well,the armoured goblin shrugging it off as if your blade were a matchstick!

"Ahaha! That ain't gonna work humie! Wanna know why? Cause I'm the Goblin Crusher! And when a cute hero like you gets in the way of my rampage,they get crushed!"

What a cocky fool! You will not falter before such an asinine opponent,he might tougher than a normal goblin but his confidence shall be his demise! Your mind settle on a plan,and as the Crusher charges again,you grip your sword by its blade,dodging to the side and hooking his leg with the handle,making the bucket headed idiot fall flat on his face!

"O-ouch! I'll get you for that!"

The Goblin struggles to get up,it's heavy armor apparently only really manageable when he is upright...no mercy is needed for these creatures,you shall end him while he is ****!

But just as you're a out to approach,you feel another presence behind you,turning around manage to just barely stop yourself from getting skewered in the back by a goblin boy dressed in a black cloak! You attempt to throw him down,but he flips out of the way,somersaulting over you and going to the side of his armoured comrade.

"Hm. It didn't work." said the cloaked one.

"Hey! Why did you interfere?! I was about to show the human why they call me the Crusher!!" barked the Crusher.

"You were about to lose."

"N-no I wasn't! I crush people you know! It's what I do!"

The way the two monster boys spoke told you this was not the first time they had worked together...this must mean they were sent out specifically to hunt you,so the goblins are aware of your coming. Good,they shall prepare whatever foul tricks they have,but it will only serve to prove justice always wins!

"Enough,one,two or a hundred is shall show you monster deviants what a happens when a hero gets serious!"

The two stopped their bickering and looked at you,then looked back at eachother,and simultaneously,they said:

"I get his butt"