Give them the Watefak Special

"I'm thicker!"

"I'm longer."

"It will feel way better if I crush him and you know it!"

"Here you go again,'crush' this,'crush that',why don't you crush some soap once in a while and take a bath?"

"A real goblin let's their musk permeate and show the humans who their master is!"

The two Goblins continue to bicker as you stand fast and try to formulate a plan of attack,retreat is out of the question as you would rather die than fall back from these two reprobates,however as stupid as the Crusher is you can't take on him while the sneaky one is ready to backstab you,if only there was a way to get them both out of commission at once...

Either way,it's time to settle this! The goblins are going down! They seem to have finished arguing and set their sights on you,you ready your blade,and to really show how heroic you feel,you shout out the words that bring fear upon the hearts of all monsters!

"It's Hero Time!"

You charge straight at them,the Shadow jumps away and the Crusher comes right at you,but you know his deal at this point,you preempt his wild swing and dodge it,moving towards the assassin to take him out first!

The Shadow tries to pull his stupid somersault trick but you grab his foot as he goes up and slam him right into the Crusher,who seems to not really be bothered that much by his comrade getting thrown on him.

He charges another swing while his companion is down on the ground,with your own mighty swing you clash weapons,but instead of reeling back for another you hook his mace's handle with your cross guard and disarm him!

"W-wha-?!"

You shoulder bash right into him as he stood there astonished,his weight making him fall down hard,right on the Shadow that was about to get up,making the cloaked goblin scream like a frog got grabbed in the wild.

"G-gyaaah! G-get off me you useless idiot!"

"Who you calling idiot?!"

It seems the two just really can't help themselves. With the Crusher seemingly unable to get up with his armour and the Shadow right under him this fight is yours!

"Victory for the Righteous!" You cry out,and then you approach your fallen opponents,you could kill them now,but there is something important you need to learn from them.

"Now,tell me where your den is,and I might consider not skewering you both!"

Frightened from your prowess no doubt,the Crusher tried to intimidate you,but the Shadow just started talking without making a fuss.

You learned exactly where the den is and how it's defended,but before you can turn and leave to storm the place,the Crusher warns you of one last thing.

"So what if you beat us,there's no way you can defeat the prince human! He will have you at his feet before you can even raise that sword!"

The mastermind behind this chaos has been revealed,a Prince of Goblins? How ridiculous,you shall show him how cocky he is for taking such a title!

You leave the two morons on the ground,they are not worth your time anymore,and so you set off to where the tribe is located,the goblins shall receive a grim reminder this day,of that you will make sure!

"Man I can't believe we lost to him...Agh! I wanted to see how he looked naked!"

"I'm pretty sure he had some village cheese on his bag too..."

"Huh?"

"I-I mean,I wanted to see how cute his face would look with my meat stuffed in it."

Soon enough you find the place,a cave surrounded by cheap wooden walls,with a few low ranking goblins here and there...Now you need to think of how to take this place down...