You Must Obey Slave Auction

"Welcome to the thrid annual You Must Obey slave auction! We have some very special women lined up today, starting with Christina Hendricks!"

The crowd cheered as the hypnotized and mindless actress went up on the stage.

"We'll start the bidding at $300!" said the auctioneer. "And remember, the lucky winner will have Miss Hendricks custom hypnotized to serve them!"

The bid started at $300, then went up to $350, then $400. The price went up and up until...