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Aegon and Company Simply Had To Follow The Angelic Singing and Found Tyene Singing Softly, The Tarly Got Stiff Right Away No Doubt. "Oh, Hello Egg.'' Tyene Said, and Aegon Turns To His Followers. "I Won't Need You For an Hour. Take The Lad To Tyrion's and Get Him Fixed." Says and Barristan and Arthur Led Dickon Away. Aegon Walks Towards Tyene and Sits Beside Her. It Didn't Take Long, Before Tye Was In His Arms, Grinding against Him and Passionately Kissing Him. They Met For One Hour, Did What They Needed and Returned to Their Duties.

Tyene Took On A Whisperer Role, Using Her Gender and Skills To Seduce Information From Willing and Unwilling Alike. She Ran The Biggest Brothel In Kingslanding, Which Was A New One, Aegon Had Spent A Fairly Large Amount of Coin To Get The Thing, Built, and Much More To Staff It. Women From The North, Riverlands, Braavos, Pentos, Lys, and Summer Islands Were Employed, and Aegon Was Known To Employ The Services of Two Prostitutes Exclusively, Armeca and Ros. Ros Was Red of Hair and Armeca Had Tried Passing Herself Off As Exotic by Pretending To Not Speak The Common Tongue.

Once They Had been Victims of Viserys Outbursts, Aegon In Turn Took Them As His Bedwarmers. As Such Viserys Couldn't Touch Them. Fittingly Aegon Had him Assassinated In A Brothel. The Ultimate Insult Was That Aegon Had Him Assassinated in A Low-End Brothel of Questionable Health. Armeca and Ros Were Not His Only Bedwarmers However, He had Two Other Northern Girls, A Kennelmasters Daughter Named Myranda and A Blacksmiths Daughter Named Violet. Aegon Had Acquired Them during a Horrid Stay At The Seat Of House Bolton.

Aegon and Tyene Had Finished Their Hour Together, and Aegon Returned To Find A dishevelled Dickon Tarly with A Black Eye. ''The Black Boars?'' Aegon Asks A Battered Ser Barristan. ''Yes, Your Grace.'' Replies Barristan. "This Is Too Much, Ser Barristan Have The Kingsguard Secure The Small Council Chamber, Ser Arthur Call The Small Council Immediately. Boy, Your With Me." Says Aegon as He Has Finally Had Enough of The Black Boars.

Aegon Sat In The Small Council Chamber Visibly Irritated. "Attacking My Son Is One Thing, But Two Distinguished Member of The Kingsguard? The Gall!'' Exclaims Tarly. ''Enough's Enough, Oberyn Mobilise The Gold Cloaks, Search The City Find These Bastards, and Throw Them In The Black Cells. Do Whatever it Takes To Find Them, Any Who Resist will be considered an accomplice, and thrown in the Dungeons.''Aegon Orders. ''Yes, My Nephew.'' Says Oberyn Casually. ''Lord Stannis, I want you to Preside over the Trials Yourself.'' Says Aegon as His Master of Laws Nods His Head.

''Lord Tarly, You Have A Daughter Do You Not?'' Asks Aegon. ''Yes, Your Grace, Tala, She's Promised To a Lad From House Fossoway.'' Says Aegon as His King Nods In Understanding. "Well, I Think We Ought To Make Your Boy Here Betrothed To Lady Wylla Manderly. Her Father has The North's Sole Fleet Besides Bear Island. Such a Match Will Enable you further in your Position as Master of Ships. Your Other Boy Shall be Betrothed To Lady Alla Tyrell, I Shall Insist." Says Aegon.

Aegon and Varys Were Watching As The Crown Was Presented To Alys Before The Entire Court. Made From Valyrian Steel, With Opals and Sapphire's Set In Gold and Silver. The Crown Was Dubbed "The Crown Of The Queen Of Winter". Alys Picked It Up, and Went To Place It On Her Head. Aegon Quickly Plucked It From Alys Grasp. "Alys Karstark, Please Kneel." Says Aegon As He Watches His Intended Queen of Westeros Do As Instructed. "In Light of Your Beauty, I Name You Princess Alys Karstark, Soon To Become Queen Alys, I Bestow Upon You The Titles Of Jewel Of The North, Queen Of Ice and Fire, and Sun of House Targaryen." Says Aegon As He Places His Bride's Crown On Her Had. "Lord Varys, Please Send A Raven To Winterfell Informing House Stark of This Event, and Asking Them To Spread The Word To The North." Says Aegon As Varys Dutifully Bows. "Come My Dear, I Want To Show You Something." Says Aegon As He Gives Alys His Arm.

Aegon Leads Alys To The Royal Vault. He Nods To Lord Stannis and Lord Tyrion Who Both Remove Their Keys From Around Their Necks, and Unlock The First Part of The Vault. Walking Inside, They Proceed To Unlock The Second and Third Parts, Before Returning With A Large Number Of Chests. Aegon Removes His Own Key From Around His Neck, and Unlocks The Chests One At A Time. When All Are Unlocked He Goes To The Grandest One In The Centre and Lifts The Lid. "By The Children Of The Forest!" Alys Exclaims, For Inside The Centre Chest Sit Five Dragon Eggs Turned To Stone By The Passage Of Time. Going To The Chest, Aegon Picks Up One Of The Eggs, Which Has A Pattern of Creamy White and Green and Red Ripples On it. "This Was The Last Egg Produced By Vermithor In It's Lifetime. It Will Be My First Gift To You." Says Aegon. As He Returns The Egg To It's Place, Stannis and Tyrion Bow, Before Returning Them To The Vault.

Aegon Was Discussing Their Impending Marriage With, When Varys Arrived. "Your Grace, I Have Located and Acquired The The Valyrian Items You Have Previously Requested Of Me." Says Varys. "Very Good Varys, Take Me To Them." Says Aegon. "Please Follow Me Your Graces." Says Varys. "Come Alys, You'll Need To See This." Says Aegon. They Trail The Lysenei Eunuch and Arrive To The King's Solar, Where The Valyrian Weapons Cover The Table From Head To Foot.

"Glorious." Says Aegon. "Quite Your Grave, But I Did Manage To Acquire Something Of Immeasurable Importance To You and House Targaryen." Says Varys and He Waves A Hand To A Blade On A Stand. "Is That?" Asks A Breathless Aegon As Varys Shows Him The Sword of Aegon The Conqueror and It's Sibling Blade Carried By Visenya Targaryen. The Swords Blackfyre and Dark Sister Lay Before His Eyes. Picking Blackfyre Up First, Aegon Covers Every Angle and Edge Of The Blade, Before Moving On To Dark Sister. When Done Sizing Up The Blades, Aegon Sheathes Both, and Goes To Leave With Alys.