You Can't Ignore Andrea.

"You almost home yet, Babe?" Andrea asked immediately. "I've been waiting a while."

"You're at my place?" You asked nervously. "I thought-"

"Your friend's moving in today, so I thought I'd meet him. Make sure he's not the type to take you to strip clubs." Andrea interrupted. "What's his name again?"

"You... you thought it was a guy?" You stammered. "I-"

"Peter. You said an old friend of yours was staying in your house for a-"

"It's Victoria! Remember, that dork girl from when I was a kid?!"

"Really? Dork girl?" Tori muttered with a sly grin.

"You NEVER said it was an ex!!" Andrea shouted. "You said-"

"We were in Kindergarten, Drea!" You shouted back. "Look, I swear that I never... Tori?"

"Yeah?"

"Drea, I'm passing the phone to her. She has a condition, and she'll tell you all about it. Just... I love you, okay?" You said, handing the phone to your passenger.

"Yeah. I'm Victoria, Tori, whatever you prefer. Nope. Eh, he's easy on the eyes." You heard Tori say, only catching her half of the conversation. "Not planning on it. Huh? Uh... yeah. It's complicated though. I don't remember, that's the complicated part. Probably? It'll happen once a day at least, probably." Tori continued. "It's easier to show than explain, honestly."

"So?" You asked as Tori hung up.

"She's the jealous type, huh?" Tori asked back.

"Well..."

"That's a yes then." Tori muttered. "If I'm gonna break you two up, I can-"

"Look. I love Drea. Like... I'm gonna pop the question soon." You began. "But you're my friend, and you've got that curse, and you've got nowhere else, and... we'll figure something out."

"Don't do something stupid like break up with her for me, I'm just-"

"That's not gonna happen." You said, exhaling. "You might just have my house to yourself and I move into Drea's apartment with her or something. We'll figure it out, okay?"

"If you say so..." Tori muttered...

"SHE'S NAKED?!" Andrea shouted as she leaped up from the couch, letting her small breasts bounce ever so slightly. "She said you did things, but-"

"Drea, I swear-"

"It's because of me." Tori interrupted, sighing. "My... condition **** him to have sex with me."

"Peter, you had sex with her?! On the way here?!" Andrea shouted, stomping over to the two of you. "If I went out and did that to you, wouldn't you be-"

"I'll handle this." Tori said, holding her hand towards Andrea. A blue glow emanated from her fingertips, steadily oozing towards an oblivious Andrea. With a gasp, the tendrils hit Andrea, making her vanish as a bright light blinded you.

"Tori? Drea?" You asked, rubbing your eyes.

"That's... weird." A voice said as your vision returned. It sounded like a perfect blend of Tori and Andrea to you. And it looked like it too. Tori's curves on Andrea's firm and fit body, her hair turning into Andrea's blonde ponytail, but with a tinge of Tori's brown color. "You were gonna propose?"

"Yeah..." You muttered. "You've got all of Tori's memories then?"

"Yeah..." The woman muttered. "I understand, and... I'm okay with me staying here. Her, I mean."

"Thanks, Drea. And I should've explained the situation better."

"Yeah, you should've. Both halves of me are kinda pissed at you for that." She said before looking down at herself. "I'm still naked, right..."

"I'm not exactly complaining..."

"Shut up." The woman said as she leaned closer. "Can you call me Anri like this?"

"Why?"

"Andrea and Tori are each half of me. So Anri works, right?" Anri asked rhetorically. "I... we... whatever. We have a proposal for you."

"What's that?" You asked nervously.

"You're dating me. The Andrea part of me. And... you're gonna be having a lot of sex and stuff with me. The Tori part of me." Anri began. "So... open relationship?"

"What?! I-"

"But only if it involves one of us in some way, shape, or form." Anri continued. "And if I want to do something with me... you have to be okay with it."

"You really want this?" You asked. "You want both of you and me in a threesome relationship thing?"

"Yeah." Anri said, nodding. "Wait. One more stipulation."

"Which is?"

"We all need to be unanimous if we want a fourth. Or a fifth, or whatever." Anri said. "Humans, I mean."

"That's... fair." You muttered. "Now, can we get Tori all moved in?"

"Andrea! I'm trying to coooook!" Tori whined from in front of the stove as Andrea groped her from behind. "Don't do that, it tickles!!"

"Do you two have to tease me?" You asked, feeling a tent in your jeans from the other side of the kitchen.

"It's your punishment for not telling me a girl would move in." Andrea said. "And a cute girl at that!"

"You're gonna make me burn it!" Tori squeaked. "Don't just squeeze there!"

"You two..." You mumbled as Sabel sauntered over to your leg. "At least you're sticking with-"

"Saaaaaaaabel. Got some treats!" Andrea chirped. Immediately, your last ally ran over, her green eyes pleading with her two new favorite people. Andrea momentarily took her hands off of Tori's chest to grab a little bag on a nearby counter and open it, tossing a few treats before putting the bag down and resuming her groping.

"Is Sabel fixed?" Tori asked, seemingly not caring about Andrea for the moment. "Just curious."

"No, she's not neutered." You answered. "Is that gonna be an issue with your channeling?"

"Uh... not for you. And it's spaying if it's a female, Pete." Tori said, turning off the stove's burner. "It should be ready..."

That Night

"You know there's a guest room..." You muttered as Tori and Andrea slid into bed with you. "We don't all have to-"

"You're gonna complain about having two women share a bed with you?" Tori asked, lightly bumping your elbow with hers. "Little small, but... it's only temporary."

"About that..." Andrea mumbled. "I was planning on surprising you two, but... I'm a remote worker now. I thought it would be nice to split my time here and my apartment, but now..."

"That's great, Babe!" You shouted. "Although..."

"Yeah, I know." Andrea sighed.

"I'll look online." Tori offered.

"No, you need to go in-store for this stuff." You muttered. "Want me to go on the couch for tonight though?"

"Nope. Anri time, right?" Tori asked as that blue glow from earlier reappeared a second before Andrea disappeared.

"I'll scooch over, so we can-" You started before hot breath hit your ear. "Anri?"

"Want to do something in this bed before we replace it?" Anri whispered, running her soft hands down your exposed back. "What do you think?"