You, bored at the mall and discovering a mysterious new app on your phone...

You've been dragged to the mall to go shopping with your mom and your little sister and man, are you bored! You didn't particularly want to leave the house on your day off but they insisted. Your dad is out of town so it was a 2 to 1 vote against your favor. Very unfair. And now you're here. Why the hell is it so necessary to bring the older brother along for a girls shopping trip!

The two of them are just going clothing shopping and crap at all the womens' boutiques, so you really have nothing to do. You could be grinding levels in WOW right about now but you've had to follow them around from store to store, having to stand inside awkwardly surrounded by girl clothes and carrying all their bags. Yeah, you're pretty sure that's the real reason you were strung along. At least they've spared you from having to follow them into a lingerie store right now. Sitting down on a bench, the other seat occupied by all the baggage, you whip out your smartphone to kill some time.

You scroll through the notifications. Spam e-mail about penis enlargement. A Discord message from your buddies. "dude why arent you on the server rn?" You wince. Ouch. Application installed...? You don't remember installing anything new. Let's see here... Omni App? What the hell is this? You tap on the icon, and a black window opens up, covering the entire screen. It almost looks like nothing's there, but you can faintly see a flashing line indicating text input is active. You tap on the line and the keyboard appears.

Huh. Wonder what this is. You glance inside the lingerie shop. Your little sis and mom are still looking at bras.

...You've got time to fool around. You decide to type in some nonsense into the Omni App for kicks. But what to type for starters?