You're in league with the "hijacker"

"I have good news and bad news girls," you say, continuing to admire the nude and handcuffed flight attendants. "Which do you want to hear first?"

The blonde one, Zara, looked at the brunette, Sonia, and then back at you. "Give us the good news, doctor."

"The good news is that the captain's going to be just fine. He's just a little narcoleptic, so he'll sleep for the next few hours while the autopilot takes care of business."

"What's the bad news, doc?"

"I'm in league with the 'hijacker', girls," you say, bluffing. "You are going to have to pleasure me before we search for the copilot."

Zara and Sonia exchanged meaningful glances. "Shall we pleasure him, Sonia?" "I was rather curious what the good doctor's package was like, Zara."

They dropped to their bare knees in front of you and look up with amazement as you unzip.