You're her human shield

Alena crossed her arms again, looking you up and down. You looked down as well, only now realizing that you were half naked in front of someone who, aside from her oddities, was a complete stranger. Though, given how Alena was dressed, the feeling was mutual. "Don't worry, mortal." Alena began to speak, grabbing your attention as you looked back up at her, "I have need of you, to prevent our foe from laying her wrath upon us!"

"...Wait, you pulled me along to protect yourself from Dana? You were the one who broke her nose, why didn't you just run off by yourself?!" You questioned Alena, raising an eyebrow at the edgelord's reasoning.

"Please, mortals are nothing more than pawns, meant to be sacrificed to defeat the foes that stand in the way of almighty sorceresses such as myself!" Alena proclaimed, throwing her head up toward the ceiling and, quite comically, her eyepatch also lifted off her face. Her eye underneath was completely unharmed, albeit showing a slight tanline. You let out a slight chuckle, which seemed to offend the masked woman, "What is so humorous?!" Alena glared back down at you, the black eyepatch flipping back into place.

"Sorry, sorry." You held a hand up as you apologized to the edgelord. Alena's glare weakened slightly, though you could tell that she was still pissed. "I just find it amusing how you call Dana a barbarian and then compare her to an ancient evil sorceress from a fantasy book or something like that."

"Do not mock me, mortal!" Alena exclaimed, raising her arm and pointing her bandaged finger at you. You took a step back in surprise, "As if someone as simple as the Musclebound Fool can compare to the forces of evil I, Alena Paek the Almighty, have vanquished in the past! " Alena lowered her arm as she went off on one of her ramblings.

You placed your fingers to your forehead, trying to rub out the incoming headache caused by the edgelord in front of you. "It's like something from a cartoon."

The edgelord turned her head away, looking to her right before suddenly turning back toward you, "Of course not! What makes you believe that a person such as myself, a Master of the Dark Arts, would engage in such childish behavior like watching cartoons!"

"What about Anim-"

"Anime is different!"

You were tempted to question Alena further, but decided against it. You had more important things to focus on, "So, given the fact that Dana is pissed at the both of us, how exactly are we going to hide from her?"