You're chaste, as far as the app knows

You see no sense in lying to your potential future partners. But taping the 1 key and then hitting OK feels slightly embarrassing. With a sigh you tap on virgin and then hit OK.

You might as well be a virgin, its been like 2 or 3 years since you had sex, you can’t even remember what it feels like to be intimate with a woman. With a frown and a feeling of dejection you move onto the rest of the survey

The next few questions are kind of odd and maybe a bit out of nowhere, Your favorite sports personalities, pop singers all that shite. You’ve filled out these surveys millions of times before but the final question seems to stand out to you.

Do you want to take this fast or slow?