Fast

After you tap on the orange button labeled FAST and the screen of your phone lights up with some stupid flames animation and the sound of a, well, someone striking a match. How desperately cringey.

Please prepare for a date tonight. We will find you a match John!
Normally we would coach you through this but as you seem so confident we will offer some simple advice, dress smartly and just be yourself.
Your match will meet you at the King George on Elizabeth street in one hour.

Well fuck, that was really fast. Ah shit, what are you going to wear. You trudge through to your bedroom and slide open your wardrobe. It takes you about ten minutes to pick out a pair of jeans and a shirt. When you unlock your phone to order a taxi you see that Matcher has already got that covered.

Your Taxi will be here soon John! A drink will be ready at the bar for you to help with the nerves.

The app hasn’t shown you who you’re supposed to meet, how will you know what you’re looking for.