You're at the zoo again

"Okay, yes! I'm a werewolf!" Luna hissed, putting a hand over your mouth. "I didn't want anyone finding out! Now keep your voice down before someone sees us."

"Where the hell even are we?" You ask as you remove her hand from your mouth, the two of you slowly getting to your feet as you cover your junk and Luna covered her breasts and womanhood. As if to answer your question, you yelp when you feel a cold nose poke your ass cheek, jumping back and turning around to see one of the female wolves flinching in surprise. You let out a yell of both fear and surprise, causing the she-wolf to yelp and race back towards her two other sisters. "Well, that answers that question, but why did you drag me to the zoo?"

Luna's eyes widened. "Why did I drag you here?! I did no such thing!" She spat indignantly, giving you a glare.

"Well, I didn't just strip down and -" You paused as you suddenly noticed something, arching an eyebrow in confusion. "Hey, what is that hanging around your neck?"

"What?" Luna asked as she looked down. Her eyes went wide at the sight of the white tracking collar around her neck, grabbing it and desperately tugging it off before throwing it to the ground. "A tracking collar! The zookeepers must have placed it on me after they caught me again. Good thing it's too big for my human neck. And before you say anything, there's one around your neck, too."

"What?" You ask as you look down, gasping in shock as you pulled the collar off. "Why would they collar me like that?! Why didn’t call an ambulance or something?!"

Luna rolled her eyes and began to say something when a thought crossed her mind. "Um, Sam? What do you remember about last night?"

"What do you mean?"

"Just... Give me a play-by-play of what happened before you woke up."

"Well," You began, "I was in Nebula's car outside the pet store, fighting boredom, when I heard a crashing noise and saw the store window broken. I got out of the car and entered the pet shop where I saw you scaring all the pets while eating a bag of dog food. Which, for the record -"

"Look, I can live with myself if I ate a cow, a pig, or a chicken, but I have enough control over the beast form and enough decency to stop myself from munching on a cat, a dog, or a parrot." Luna replied, cutting you off. Upon seeing you raise an eyebrow, she blushes slightly. "And I... Kinda like the taste when I'm in wolf form. I mean, I didn't think I would, but..." she cleared her throat, "Please just continue."

"Anyway," You continue, "you apparently sensed me and chased me around, trying to kill me! You stripped me to my shoes and boxers by the time I stunned you and ran out the exit. I was running home when you bowled me over into a bush, you opened your jaws, and then... I woke here."

"Oooh..." Luna muttered, scratching the back of her neck. "Um, I think I may know what you're doing here. But just to make sure, can I see your shoulder real quick?"

"My shoul- OH HOLY HELL!" You exclaimed as you looked down at your shoulder and saw a small bite mark in it, slowly beginning to heal. As Luna looked it over, you ask, "What the heck happened?!"

"Yeah, I thought as much. " Luna said with a sheepish chuckle. "I may have... Sorta... maybe... um, bit you?"

"I know you bit me. I saw the teeth."

"No. I mean 'bit' as in 'turned'."

"... ... ..."

"Huh. You're taking this a lot better than I -"

"YOU FUCKING WHAT?!"

"Hey! Who's there?!"

You and Luna look up as your faces turn eggshell white at the sound of the zoo worker's voice. You had to get out of here now!