You're a BF of one of the Delta girls

"Yeah. My girl's a Delta," you roll with the cover story provided by the Kappa Sigma frat bros.

They look at you skeptically, and the circle is widening as a few Delta Delta girls are taking notice, too. You're certainly not of college age, and a Delta Delta girl cozying up to someone not in her age bracket is going to look like a golddigger.

"Cool, bro, cool." The crew captain is pleased: you've announced you're not chasing any tail. That sorta submarines your chances with Tiffany here though... "I'm Nikolai. Kappa Sigma steward. Crew team captain."

"Nice to meet you." You shake hands with the frat bro.

"And nice to meet you, I'm Lati~" A buxom, bright smiling Delta Delta girl steps in next to introduce herself. Petite and with the face of an angel, she's also got some massive, call-the-priest knockers and a booty jutting out of her sweatpants that would make a man see God.

You flash Lati your best smile. THIS girl is a fucking babe!

"So... who is your girlfriend? I don't think I've ever seen you around before..." Lati asks the one question you really weren't ready for...