Yes

You approach the cube even as the car alarm blares hurting your ears something otherworldly about the cube draws you in like a magnet you reach out to touch the cube

“Ow Fuck” you yelp as something in the cube pricks you seemingly having taken a sample of your blood mechanical buzzing and whirring in a way that you can only assume is analysis

The Whirring and Buzzing gets louder now no longer coming from the box but in your own head scraping your brain for information as the cube begins to shimmer and arrange itself one side becoming like a screen

You realise the cube is changing itself to be comprehensible. the strange feeling in your brain becomes more intense as the screen on the cube begins to display strange glyphs that eventually warp and twist into English. By this point it is obvious the technology is far beyond what human beings can create when the simmering and whirring stops displaying in English on the screen

DNA SEQUENCING: COMPLETED

SPECIES ANALYSIS: COMPLETED

NEURAL LINK STATUS: ACTIVATED

USER: John Doe

You read the text and gawp in confusion “what the hell is going on” you exclaim to the empty carpark, the blaring of the car alarm has silenced now as you try to understand what the purpose of this strange cube that seems to have linked with you is

As if reading your mind the text on the cube changes

GREETINGS John USER OF BIOLOGICAL MODIFIER UNIT X1973

THIS BIOLOGICAL MODIFIER UNIT HAS BEEN IMPRINTED TO MODIFY SPECIES: HOMO SAPIENS

THIS DEVICE HAS FULL ABILITY TO CHANGE ALL ASPECTS OF PHYSICALLY MATURE MEMBERS OF HOMO SAPIENS SPECIES

NEURAL LINK ALLOWS SEAMLESS MODIFICATION OF TARGETS TO USERS SPECIFCATIONS

USER INSTRUCTIONS: FOCUS ON DESIRED MODIFICATION OF TARGET AND PULL TRIGGER IN DIRECTION

“Wait how am I meant to aim that cube” you think but as if reading your mind the cube shimmers and shifts the metallic material rippling as the device changes to a more human friendly form that of a Ray gun

You reach to pick it up and as you do you feel a similar sense of dread, the smell of gym sweat and the feel of heavy breathing down your neck as a towering figure looms over you

“What the fuck did you do to my car!” The familiar voice of Chad echoes across the car park

“John you’re a dead man”