Yes.

You drop your t-shirt on her dirty laundry pile, walk to her closet and gaze upon the treasure.

Dresses! Crop-tops! Yoga pants! Bras! Jeans! Tshirts with feminist messaging! Underwear!

Wait. Dresses and jeans won’t fit. You pick some white yoga pants and a tight bright red crop top, both of which will.

You quickly realize your sister is in a different league, boob wise. None of her current bras, from the sexy models to the sports bras, will fit. In a bag at the back, you see old brassieres. You grab the bag, keen on testing them out, but later. Time is running short.

What about bottoms? You’ll fit in her underwear easily, but what should you take? A sexy thong? A tanga? Some sport panties, or maybe one of those weird boxer-for-women models?

You steal a thong AND a tanga. You might need two things, and anything else will be too obvious under the yoga pants you were **** to pick.

You hear the fence door bang. Damnit. You don’t wait until she gets to the door, you leave your t-shirt on her pile, and you make a run for it. You’re lucky. Opening her door lock, leaving her room and sliding into the bathroom with your stolen merchandise take seconds. Her key barely is turning in the house door that you’re locked in the bathroom.