Chapter 129
by
Sexdream
How much mockery does he have to suffer because of this?
Yes.
"...pffht... Bwahahahahaha!!!" all the girls proceeded to start laughing themselves sick at the absurd sight before them.
"My sides! Oh my me, I can't breathe!" Aqua cackled.
"I'm gonna die, but I'm going out laughing!" Cremea was howling.
Kazuma developed a tick mark as he was mocked, his eye twitching. "Yes, yes, it's all so very amusing, now can I get some help here!?" he protested.
"That's what you get for being an ass Kazuma!" Megumin giggled. "Pure poetry!"
"It's so undignified!" Darkness wheezed. Even the rabbit she was abducting stopped struggling to express amusement at the scene.
"Stop making fun of me, and get this thing off!" Kazuma raged.
"Whoah Kazuma, calm down!" Fio laughed. "...you should really turn the other "cheek!"" This of course set off a fresh wave of laughter.
Kazuma ground his teeth. "That's it, killing you all!" he roared, brandishing his sword as he started to hobble towards them. They proceeded to easily stay out of his reach due to his injury making him move like a gimp.
...
About three hours later, they were back in town again, Kazuma still furious, and the rest of the group was still highly amused. He had gotten Aqua to heal his ass, but she had negotiated five special "coupons" from him, redeemable for a free pass to get away with doing something he would smack her for. Though he had put in the fine print that they weren't redeemable for instances of her deliberately pissing him off, or for when he actively needed to stop her from doing anything.
Darkness now had a cage for her new pet, who she had named "Bunbun." Which of course only enraged Kazuma even further when he and the other girls got the joke, as it was not only a play on the word bunny, but also the term "buns" for a person's rear end, commemorating the memorable incident. Obviously, his rage was not shared by the rest of the girls.
"...one of these days, they're either going to kill me, or I'm going to kill them, and I swear I have no idea which one it's going to be," he grumbled to himself as he reclined in his chair.
"...you sure you wouldn't rather stand?" Megumin quipped, being carried by Cremea, having blown up the castle again on the way back.
"Shut up!" he roared.
Anything happen tonight?
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