Yes but no... It's complicated

"welp, this guy isn't going to heaven, either hell, he is going back."

Someone said something but i can't concentrate.

Wait, where am I?

Than as if someone poured cold water on me I lost all grogginess. I was completely focused snd remembered...

Everything.

I'm dead.

I look at the bei g that was infront of me, it wasn't human. Its just a sillhoute of light. The voice was that of a man but i can't see a thing. Im also looking at myself and dont see a thing except for light.

Why everything is so bright? Was fhis heaven. Wait be just said I'm not going to heaven nor hell.

"Sorry, hmm..."

"Relax, this always happen when a ghost is made, the soul just stays in lbo.fora few minutes."

"Oh, I see."

He was looking at me, even tho i can't see his eyes, i guess i can feel its presence. This is kinda akward.

"Hmmm...so, How was your day?"

"Nothing much, just looking at the passing souls, usually heading to heaven, sometimes hell. You know, the usual."

"That's kinda sound..."

I didn't get to finish my sentence. I was dropping...

The last thing i heared from limbo was... Kinda appropriate... I think.

"Cya later dude, hope not soon though."

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...

...

"Yeah, he is definitely hotter now that he is a ghost. I feel like i made a terrible play of words."

"... cuter ..."

"Oh, he is waking up."

I woke up to the sound of two women that killed me and than brought me back. Only to debate on my looks, we fucked and I enjoyed it. Even if I was **** on. A real aphrodisiac...

I need a drink... But I can't even have that now...

I complain too much. Sigh...

"Hey hot stuff, wanna pick it up from where we left it?"

Tania gave me an eagger look. Tugging at her thin cleavage. Giving me a peak at a great view... It's hard to stay pissed because of the sheer absurdity of the situation.

"I want to apologize for taking you your humanity but you are now like us. We can now stay together here for the rest of eternity. Or maybe we can go to heaven and live the rest of eternity there... Also there are a few cases where the wives were terrible to the husband and he ended up going to a church of the godess to get resurrected... Though those cases are few and far in between. All we are asking is that you give us a chance."

"Also. We decided to go ahead and make you a ghost because ghost sex is far better than what you are used too. It's insane!!!! At least i heared so."

Cloe was able to calm me down a bit. Yet Tania was able.to make me want to slap her.

"...she is right though, it's the bomb..."