Yes, what happened next?

“She scurried off to find some clothes, and to my amazement kept coming back to try to arrest me! And tried again! And again! And again! Each time being **** into an embarrassing public nude retreat of the kind you’re well-acquainted with, Evey.”

Evellyn mutters something inaudible beneath her breath, but the general tone is clear enough to indicate the content.

You continue: “I don’t think it did much to improve respect for authority in town, but she was too focussed on her dogged pursuit of me (and who can blame her, you wink) to pay attention to the myriad of other crimes going on in the background. Humiliation didn’t seem to deter her - in fact it was more likely she rather enjoyed it!

After a while her persistence became so tiresome I had to leave her trussed up tied to the local bulletin board just to get a few moments’ peace, while she was…. enjoyably occupied.”