Yes, you want him on your face

Much as you'd love to feel him pump you full of cum, you haven't been on birth control for some time. Your husband's vasectomy is far more effective than the pill.

“That's it, baby, cum all over my face. I want to taste you again.”

As soon as he withdraws, you're on your knees in front of his bucking crotch, catching his new load on your lips and cheeks. The warmth feels great against your cold, wet skin after the shower.

Wait. The shower is no longer running, but you don't recall turning it off. The faucet is turned towards warm water, but the water doesn't so much flow as drip from the shower head.

“Oh. I guess my water bill was due this week.”

“What am I supposed to do about this?” You panic, pointing at the thick frosting.

“I don't know. Lick it up?”