Yes, you really want to know.

“Sandra is modeling for Vivian?” You fire back a quick text to Brian.

When he doesn't respond you send a second asking if everything is alright. Brian finally answers, “I shouldn't have said anything. It's a secret. Forget about it.”

Staring at your phone for several seconds you weigh the morality of your next course of action before you surrender to your curiosity and arousal.

“Remember when I set you up with Vivian and you promised me any favor?” You type.

“Ahh, man, not that! Come on! Viv will kill me if she finds out.”

“URL.” Is your simple reply.

“You can't tell anyone!” Brian texts back, “They're just doing it as a test. They don't want anyone local, and especially Sandra's parents, to find out.” After you agree to silence Brian sends you the link. Taking a deep breath you begin to examine the instagram page entitled “Shutter & Flash Cosplay.”

Guessing “Shutter” is Vivian because of her photography skills, you ponder to no conclusion why Sandra would be “Flash.” True to Brian's description there are no links to any other site, with only a dozen or so pictures posted, mostly of Sandra in various cosplay outfits, including an autumn faerie, Poison Ivy from the Batman comics and some anime characters you cannot place. They're all, save one, tastefully done. Being totally oblivious to the world of women's makeup you're rather amazed that with the use of wigs, skin makeup and facial expressions, you wouldn't immediately recognize the usually conservatively dressed Jewish-Italian girl in any of these pictures.

Four pictures, in particular, catch you fancy.

First, there is an adorable one of Sandra as Snow White with a silly face glaring at a giant red apple. The thought that some creep on the internet might associate this with anything sexual does briefly disturb you. Next, there is a strangely attractive cosplay of the villainess Shego from “Kim Possible.” The heavy ghost white skin makeup and black upper lip lipstick is oddly sexy.

The biggest surprise is the X-Men pic, which has Sandra dressed up as Rogue and shockingly Vivian as Jean Grey the Phoenix. You've never seen Brian's girlfriend in make-up before, let alone the two roommates in skin tight outfits or wigs. Though Vivian doesn't have the curves of the buxom Sandra, she is much hotter then you ever realized.

“Yeah, Brian owed me this.” You smile out loud.

The last picture, however, is the most heart stopping of them all. Sandra is dress up as some sort of sexy teacher, or maybe a librarian, which is even more titillating considering her major. The fake glasses and a red scarf do stand out as does the dress being cut so high you can see the top of her block nylon stockings. However, what glues your attention, and causes your heart to skip a few beats, is the deep plunge of the dress that gives you the first, and very ample view, of the buxom sophomore's bare cleavage with a clear down-blouse view.

“Their fucking amazing.” You again uncustomary swear out loud while nearly drooling.

You know you should get to bed soon, because tomorrow is a long and possibly very challenging, yet hopefully rewarding day, however your raging erection might be a problem when it comes to finding immediate sleep.