Yes, really...

The judge gaveled in the legal name change wrong though. As he was super drunk at the time, and rather than jump through the hoops of rerunning this little slightly-not-legal-session-of-superior-court at a more sober time(which was never going to happen) so the name he said matched your intended legal name of Lexus Elizabeth Belle Clover, his assistant forged a replacement that made your legal name Lexa No.1 Big Black Cock Lover. When your license and passport that were also legal, but not legslly obtained arrived a few days later and you got pulled over and showed the officer your license and your passport, he did not take too kindly to the joke. But before he hauled you in and after he cuffed you, henput you on your knees to see how much you really loved BBC. He decided that you must've loved it more than Sunday School, you walked into holding dressed in a pink skirt, your breath amd boipussy smelling of cum, and as soon as five of the brothers from Lil South Central looked at your sissy ass, your clittynstraight sissygasmed and you maned load enough for the clerk in the offficd next door to hear. This was going to be a long weekend.