Sign this contract, and I'll go over the details.

As I was absentmindedly signing the contract, he was furiously texting what must've been 7 or 8 people. I had a moment of lucidity and was about to pick up the contract to read it before he snagged it away and put down another pile of legal forms.

He looked up from his phone "Okay I got the judge on closed circuit. He needs to see you sign(he points upward to a camera overhead). You still there judge? " Then hits a switch

"Yes I am. Ive already dispatched two law clerks to pick up and file the documents electronically, and one to be witness to the filing" the judge said as I was initialing everywhere the document was premarked when we got to the second to last page.

"This is where you put your new name, but since I know what sells in this industry, Im going to give you a name and you'll love" the boss said to which I quickly agree.

"Lexus Elizabeth Belle Clover" he fills in and I sign the top spot. "Hold up before you signThats your government name Your nickname is Lexi'Beth Belle, and the name you’ll go by on the cover of all your work and put on that line is Lexis B B C-Lover. Which I do sign.